Maybe our neighbors to the the North really do have it all figured out.
They’re up in the medal standings… and they’ve protected the, “goods.” Eh, I mean beer. It seems that a system has been created to allow Canada’s Olympic heroes to have access to free beer. The only catch is they must scan their passport in order for the lock on the refrigerator to pop open granting them admittance to grab a cold one. If the machine does not recognize the passport, no beer.
This is a true story.