2015 World Series Hunger Games
March 28, 2015

May the odds be ever in your favor! Muahaha. Not really. Obviously I have my own allegiance, but I thought it would be fun to see which team would win it all via simulated Hunger Games.

I had a reaping via Twitter and Facebook. I asked for volunteers and then I also picked others because they really just weren’t going to have a choice in the matter.

I will post Live Updates accordingly.

Warning: This is from a Hunger Games Simulator so it may have barbaric incidents.

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Reaping:
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DAY ONE:
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Mrs. Met kills Paws with a hatchet.
Sarah runs away from the Cornucopia.
TC runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Mr. Met runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Oriole Bird throws a knife into Southpaw’s head.
Billy sets an explosive off, killing Phanatic, and Steve P.
Riley runs away from the Cornucopia.
Megan grabs a backpack and retreats.
Johnny rips a mace out of Eric Sogard’s Glasses’s hands.
Screech runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dinger grabs a sword.
Clark runs away from the Cornucopia.
Steve S. takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Rangers Captain overpowers Jamie, killing her.
Slugerrr runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Fred Bird runs away from the Cornucopia.
Teddy runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mr. Red grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Don Mattingly’s Pout breaks Rally Monkey’s nose for a basket of bread.
Orbit runs away from the Cornucopia.
Slider grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Joe Maddon’s Shorts runs away from the Cornucopia.
Taylor runs away from the Cornucopia.
Ace retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Friar runs away from the Cornucopia.
Astro runs away from the Cornucopia.
Baxter runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Pirate Parrot grabs a jar of fishing bait while Mariner Moose gets fishing gear.
Baxter injures himself.
Riley chases Johnny.
Eric Sogard’s Glasses receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Friar, TC, Joe Maddon’s Shorts, and Slider hunt for other tributes.
Slugerrr practices his archery.
The Pirate Parrot discovers a river.
Mr. Met searches for firewood.
Fred Bird receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Clark camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Taylor, The Oriole Bird, and Mrs. Met hunt for other tributes.
Dinger overhears Steve S. and Astro talking in the distance.
Mr. Red constructs a shack.
Orbit tends to Ace’s wounds.
Billy chases Sarah.
Mariner Moose accidently steps on a landline.
Teddy hunts for other tributes.
Rangers Captain diverts Screech’s attention and runs away.
Rally Monkey begs for Megan to kill him. She refuses, keeping Rally Monkey alive.
Don Mattingly’s Pout is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Cannon fires to end day one. The following tributes met the end of their season: Paws (Tigers), Southpaw (CWS), Phanatic (Philly), Steve P. (SF), Jamie (Yanks), Mariner Moose (M’s).

end of day 1

30 Tributes remain.

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DAY TWO
Don Mattingly’s Pout, Friar, Johnny, TC, and Taylor hunt for other tributes.
Slider receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Dinger throws a knife into Riley’s head.
Baxter sprains his ankle while running away from The Oriole Bird.
Sarah and Steve S. hunt for other tributes.
Slugerrr kills Clark for his supplies.
Joe Maddon’s Shorts is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Wolf mutts are let out in the arena.
Mrs. Met knocks The Pirate Parrot out and leaves him for the wolf mutts.
Megan knocks Slugerrr out and leaves him for the wolf mutts.
Mr. Met is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.
As Mr. Red and Teddy fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
As TC and Johnny fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
Taylor pushes The Oriole Bird into a pack of wolf mutts.
As Orbit and Sarah fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
Fred Bird is eaten by wolf mutts.
Steve S. pushes Rally Monkey into a pack of wolf mutts.
Baxter is eaten by wolf mutts.
Billy is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.

Sixteen cannon shots can be heard to end day two. Fallen tributes: Riley (BOS), Clark (Cubs), The Pirate Parrot (Pirates), Slugerrr (KC), Mr. Met (NYM), Mr. Red (CIN), Teddy (Nats), TC (Twins), Johnny (SF), The Oriole Bird (BAL), Orbit (HOU), Sarah (ATL), Fred Bird (STL), Rally Monkey (LAA), Baxter (DBacks), Billy (Marlins)

end of day 2

14 tributes remain.

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DAY THREE

No cannon shots this evening; 14 tributes still remain.

Later in the night:
Don Mattingly’s Pout pushes Joe Maddon’s Shorts off a cliff during a knife fight.
Steve S. loses sight of where he is.
Taylor screams for help.

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DAY FOUR

Mrs. Met bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Don Mattingly’s Pout, Rangers Captain, Ace, and Astro track down and kill Megan.
Screech discovers a cave.
Steve S. shoots a poisonous blow dart into Taylor’s neck, slowly killing her.

Three cannon shots can be heard in the evening. The season ends for Mrs. Met (NYM), Megan (TB) and Taylor (OAK).

end of day 4

Ten tributes remain.

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DAY FIVE

Astro throws a knife into Eric Sogard’s Glasses.
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes’ families.
Rangers Captain decides not to go to The Feast.
Ace falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Astro sets Friar on fire with a molotov.
Don Mattingly’s Pout dies of dysentery.

Four cannon shots this evening signal the end for: Don Mattingly’s Pout (LAD), Eric Sogard’s Glasses (OAK), Ace (TOR), Friar (SD).

end of day 5

Six tributes remain.

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DAY SIX
Screech successfully ambushes and kills Rangers Captain, Dinger, and Astro.
Screech receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Three cannon shots signal the end for: Rangers Captain (Rangers), Dinger (Rockies), and Astro (Tigers).

end of day 6

Three tributes remain (Steve S., Slider and Screech). The teams come down to the Brewers, Indians and Nationals.

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DAY SEVEN
Screech pushes Slider off a cliff during a knife fight.
Steve S. accidently steps on a landline.

Winner: Screech (Nats)

What we can take away from this is that apparently the Washington Nationals will be winning the World Series this year.